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British LawIs it true that it's illegal in the UK to die in the Houses of Parliament?  Who came up with that


Ex-Patriot
posted 2007-11-12 12:23:37


Dear MommaLaw,

Believe it or not, it is, in fact, true.  What used to be the world’s largest empire still has some astonishingly stupid laws on the books, like the one you cite.  Additionally inane, pointless, and arbitrary British laws include the following: 

  1. It considered treason to place a postage stamp bearing the image of a monarch upside down.  (Still not quite like outing a CIA operative, now is it?)
  2. Women residing in Liverpool are legally barred from baring it all in public by appearing topless.  The one exception: if she works as a clerk in a tropical fish store.  Those damn koi do have it easy!
  3. Waaaaay back in the 17th century, Oliver Cromwell decreed that mince pies and Christmas pudding ought to be banned on Christmas for fear of gluttony.  Take that, Obesity! (By the by, Cromwell was exhumed after he died and was posthumously executed
  4. In Scotland, you must (yes, must) make available your private home bathroom to anyone who knocks your door and needs to, you know, go.  Memo to Disney: I smell a musical . . .
  5. The law won’t mean much to pregnant women who are legally able to relieve themselves wherever they want—including a policeman’s helmet.  Those mommies-to-be are always getting away with everything . . .
  6. A license is required if you want to keep a lunatic in your house.  I wonder who’s got the papers for 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.?  Loons have been occupying that house for seven years now. 
  7. And let’s save the best (or worst) for last: here in the US of A, it is illegal in Ohio to get a fish drunk.  So, no-go on that all-beer aquarium you were planning. 

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