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How come lawyers are not allowed to have sex with their clients?

So the client is not billed twice for the same service.


What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

A lawyer earns frequent flier miles.


How do you tell if your lawyer is helpless?

Ask him if he belongs to the bar.


What is the definition of a criminal lawyer?

Redundant.


 
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