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What makes this site different from Greedy AssociateDear Your Honor,

Can you describe all the features that make this site different from Greedy Associates? I can see many of them on my own, but would like to know if I am missing something.



Stinky
posted 2006-01-14 12:33:49


Dear Stinky,

Hmmm ... Since I have never been to Greedy Associates I could not tell you. I only discovered the Internet about six months ago.

As many users have pointed out in various emails this site seems like something that was designed and worked on from a marketing team straight out of the 1960s! You are right. Back in my day before law school we sold all sorts of things at the advertising agency I worked at in Chicago and we were not afraid to roll up our shirt sleeves and do some marketing. One time back in 64 I had a line around the block formed to purchase the new RCA Color television when it came out. I can assure you that I know what I am doing.

How fucked up is it to have a 77 year old anonymous Judge in charge of a site? It is messed up I know. Allow me to explain.

I am appointed a Judge for life and I have a lot of money because my wife was always saving, saving, saving. My wife is dead and my children are working in New York and San Francisco right now and it is difficult for me to get people to pay attention to me anymore.

The women I meet on Match.com that are anywhere near my age do not smell right in various places. It is time for me to have some fun and I have never really done anything over the past 40 years but practice law and know everyone is starting Internet companies with no revenue model. Why not?

I invested a lot of money and some of my friends invested money because this is and Internet company. We are excited about this and have a team of--are you ready--over 20 programmers working on this site all the time. I've got $10,000,000 in venture financing and this is fun. I am annoyed though that the few women I thought I was flirting with online so far turned out to be men! Urgh!

In any event, besides no revenue model, a $30,000 a month office, and a team of people working on this site that think I am crazy I am not sure what is different about this site. Does anyone know where I can order some Viagra online? I am having a difficult time when I am alone?

THE JUDGE
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