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Another Worst law FirmI know of a law firm that payes their attorneys well under 45K and the paralegals are lucky if they get 8.00 an hour. Additionally, no type of insurance benefits are available, no 401K, retirement, not even direct deposit! Often as the managing attorney does not transfer funds to the payroll account in time, paychecks bounce! On the up side he does have indoor plumbing for his employees and he only hires attorneys that have passed the bar.


wickedangel
posted 2006-01-23 17:15:03


Dear wickedangel,

Dear Wicked Angel,

That is really a shame. I guess not every attorney is a good one. I have often had that thought while I was on the bench. I could not agree more.

I could not help noticing your name is "Wicked Angel". Will you be my angel? I am wicked too. I enjoy:

1. Spankings;
2. Dirty baby talk;
3. Long underwear in the summer;
4. Being fed dog food and made to sit in a cage for hours;
5. Having you watch dirty movies and tell me what is going on while I am blindfolded.

Please write back and tell me more. Please be very descriptive especially when talking about the dog food part. How will it taste when you feed me? Will you tell me I am a good dog? Will you ever let me out of the cage? Do I have to go to the cage when I pee in the house?

I am very curious to get your response. Please do write more. Instead of a picture, could you please send me an audio file with you telling me I am a bad dog?

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Dear Your Honor,
Dear Judge,

Do you ever experience any physical danger in the courtroom?  You do deal with all those criminals, right? 

Sincerly,

Concerned Bailiff's Mommy



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