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Bloody WankerYour Honor:

I see from your photo that you wear a powdered wig.

Assuming that you are not the dug-up corpse of John Hancock, Thomas Jefferson or one of the other signers of the Declaration of Indpendence, this can only mean one thing. You are ... egads ... a BRIT!!!!

Now that this is out there in the open, please advise all of us fine Americans why we should be listening to anything a silly Limey has to say.

Regards,

The_Fun_Monk


The_Fun_Monk
posted 2006-01-24 17:44:38


Dear The_Fun_Monk,

Dear The_Fun_Monk,

I am not British. In fact, I do not know what I am. I believe (and have been told) that I have lost my mind -- this has been confirmed by a battery of "professionals" and others.

I do not expect you to listen to anything I say and would not do so if I were you.

In all seriousness (and jokes aside--I was kidding about what others have said about me), you do need to be concerned about people from Oklahoma and especially the Dakotas. Please watch out. As I am sure you are aware, everyone eats human kidneys in these states and they will take yours if you are not careful. I highly recommend keeping your doors locked.
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Dear Your Honor,
Dear Judge,

Do you ever experience any physical danger in the courtroom?  You do deal with all those criminals, right? 

Sincerly,

Concerned Bailiff's Mommy



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