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Ring of Death

Can you help me find my wedding ring? I know I was wearing it last night before I went to the bathroom at the truck stop. My wife will kill me if I don't find it.

posted 2006-12-21 01:59:49

Dear Broomiebroom,

Well, I must say; you have really gotten yourself into a mess here buddy. Would it be worthwhile to ask you why you felt it necessary to use the bathroom at a truck stop anyway? You know, those things are filthy. You might want to get yourself de-bugged before you worry about the ring. I don’t think your wife would appreciate the addition of what viral friends you may have contributed to your home, especially if you lost your wedding ring when you picked up the germs. I mean think about it … that wouldn’t look too good, man!

Hey, you wouldn’t really want to search high and low for your ring in the truck stop bathroom anyway, right? So here is my suggestion on how to get your ring back. Picture it in your mind. Think about it really hard, until you can remember every single detail, and just hold it there in your mind. Can you see it?

Good! Now walk into a jewelry store and ask the clerk for one that looks just like it.

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