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Old Message Board QuestionsMay I ask a question just so I do not have to see the old question regarding the leader board posted up on the right side of the page whenever I log on? Um, so here goes, does the judge prefer white bread or wheat? Along the same lines, a friend recently told me that preferring dark meat on a chicken or turkey is distinctively white trash. Is this true? Shall I pretend to like white meat at social functions to gain prestige?

posted 2006-12-20 01:22:41

Dear crapbag,

Wow, I have to give you props, this is the best question I’ve ever received. Way to delve deep in those tough, ethical legal issues…then again, white or wheat is one of the greatest questions of all time, so I’ll answer anyways. I like white bread better, but I eat wheat because it’s supposedly healthier. Though to be completely honest with you, I’m really sick of sandwiches at the moment, so I’m not eating much white or wheat bread these days.

I’ve never heard anything about the correlation between preferring dark meat and being white trash. But to be on the safe side, to avoid looking like white trash at social functions, I would avoid the dark meat. I would also wear a shirt and shoes; I think that would help, too. On a related note, I have heard that grey chicken meat is usually pigeon (gross!). Then again, I’m a vegetarian, what do I know?

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