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I’m flattered by the comparison (although ideally, if I was going to be compared to anyone from that show, I would hope it would be Jacqueline Smith…a girl can dream, right?)! People often ask me to post a picture of myself, but I’m not so sure that’s a good idea. If you guys know what I look like, then I won’t be the “Judge” anymore. Plus, for my own sake, I need to be anonymous so I can freely rip on law firms (I can’t blackball myself this early in my career!)

It’s better if you think of me like I’m actually the old codger cartoon.  However, as a compromise, I will post a picture of my beloved, precious dog—she’s much cuter than I am anyways.

I’m more than willing to share my zodiac sign…technically I’m a Leo. But I’m born on the cusp of Virgo, and people always tell me I act like a Virgo. Which, I guess is true; if I was really a Leo, I’d have pictures of myself splattered all over this website!