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But if the Marines are getting trained in telekinesis, the war should definitely be going better.

Ow. Just...ow.

I was thinking of calling someone "fatty" the next time I ran out of steam in an argument, but after careful consideration...

Continuing today's theme of "holy crap!" animal videos: So, this guy was out on his elephant that day, filming footage. And they accidently wandered too close to some tiger cubs. And the rest is history. My life is incredibly dull.

I guess if you're an Australian racecar driver, your life insurance covers everything that could possibly ever happen, ever. But now I'm imagining the kangaroo's body (or parts thereof) flying out and hitting someone in the audience. Now that would be a claim.