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My motionYour Honor:
I wish to apprise you of a motion that I filed today in the "oh you're evil" topic. I hope that you will rule on it when you have an opportunity. As usual, kicking ass and taking names,


A1Princess60
posted 2006-04-25 17:26:44


Dear A1Princess60,

For the edification of everyone, what you said was this:

"The Judge isn't a pimp or a wimp or a wuss. You guys don't know how to play the game. Its about Q-U-A-L-I-T-Y, just like life, just like the practice of law. It aint somethin' you can learn from yer schoolin', it's somethin' you learn from experience. You want points? You gotta earn 'em baby, just like yer reputation. Got it? OK, now quit yer cryin', quit pissin' on my leg and tellin' me it's rainin', and GET TO WORK. Sheesh. Do I have to get all you people squared away around here? Criminy."

I agree with everything except the criminy. My parents died in the Crimean War, so I'm a little sensitive about it.
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Dear Your Honor,
Dear Judge,

Do you ever experience any physical danger in the courtroom?  You do deal with all those criminals, right? 

Sincerly,

Concerned Bailiff's Mommy



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