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List This! > Top 10 things NOT to wear at a law firm.
1.
No sleeveless blouses/shirts or muscle tank tops
2.
No glitter makeup
3.
Don't wear a combination of plaid and stripes all at once
4.
Colors that don't match
5.
Anything so tight the buttons are going to pop
6.
Anything camouflage
7.
T-shirts with slogans/pictures
8.
and guys...no chest hair peeking out, please...70s porn star look is so over
added by rhcp1117
9.
um...just about anything that julia roberts would wear in pretty woman, you shouldn't wear (anywhere)
10.
hooker make-up
11.
fishnet stockings
12.
A crotchless teradactyl suit (unless you're that same intern -- oh god! someone slap me!)
added by Anerlin
13.
Spandex (unless you're that intern I had a couple years ago -- Woo-Hoo!)
14.
Anything from Federicks of Hollywood (seriously, I've seen this)
15.
A buttplug.
added by MeJD
16.
'I Love Hank Chinaski" Tee Shirt
17.
When you're under 40 years old, suspenders.
added by johndoe1
18.
A low cut top when you have saggy boobs. Nobody wants to see your saggy boobs.
19.
clothes that show your midriff (goes along with no hip huggers/low slung pants and no showing the top of your thong underwear - that's just TMI at a law firm puh-leeze)
added by A1Princess60
20.
ball huggers (cut offs show short balls come dangling out)
added by hamburgerman
21.
Fedoras...Indiana Jones style.
added by bestinthebiz
22.
F*ck me boots (unless you're hot and you ask me to f*ck you)
23.
Grillz
24.
A necklace of Ben Wah Anal Beads
25.
Judge wigs
26.
Judge robes
27.
A
28.
A
29.
Anything that displays political party affiliation.
added by Lothario
30.
High-heeled sneakers.
31.
Cock rings.
32.
Skirts so short that they show off ass ckeekage (even though that would be pretty sweet).
33.
Anything with 'Ask me about Herbalife' on it.
added by Dancer
34.
Black nail polish, unless you are actually a vampire.
35.
Tatoos, unless completely hidden.
36.
Anything shiny below the waist unless you're really, really sure your butt can pull it off.
37.
Nah - my bad. Must have been a cranky-bear day for Dancer.
38.
fastfem's ass. As a hat.
added by kurdtkobain
39.
bowties. don't wear a bowtie anywhere for that matter. its not 1900, honest abe. lose the bowtie
added by JD_Jr
40.
t shirts with a slogan on them. i've seen attorneys in t shirts... some firms are liberal. but leave the advertising to somebody else
41.
big hoop earrings, not flattering to anybody
42.
open toed shoes, just plain nasty!!!!!
43.
thongs that stick out at the top, yuck!
44.
low rider jeans/hip huggers
45.
anything tie dye
46.
OK, my mistake, so sorry, I thought everyone else was to supposed to do that....Never Mind! I'll try to finish later, but thanks for the berating!
added by fastfem
47.
Nine other riotously funny things that fastfem apparently forgot to include
added by Dancer
48.
leather chaps and matching tie
added by fastfem

+ Add To This List
List This! > Top 10 things NOT to wear at a law firm.


1.
No sleeveless blouses/shirts or muscle tank tops

2.
No glitter makeup

3.
Don't wear a combination of plaid and stripes all at once

4.
Colors that don't match

5.
Anything so tight the buttons are going to pop

6.
Anything camouflage

7.
T-shirts with slogans/pictures

8.
and guys...no chest hair peeking out, please...70s porn star look is so over


9.
um...just about anything that julia roberts would wear in pretty woman, you shouldn't wear (anywhere)

10.
hooker make-up

11.
fishnet stockings

12.
A crotchless teradactyl suit (unless you're that same intern -- oh god! someone slap me!)


13.
Spandex (unless you're that intern I had a couple years ago -- Woo-Hoo!)

14.
Anything from Federicks of Hollywood (seriously, I've seen this)

15.
A buttplug.


16.
'I Love Hank Chinaski" Tee Shirt

17.
When you're under 40 years old, suspenders.


18.
A low cut top when you have saggy boobs. Nobody wants to see your saggy boobs.

19.
clothes that show your midriff (goes along with no hip huggers/low slung pants and no showing the top of your thong underwear - that's just TMI at a law firm puh-leeze)


20.
ball huggers (cut offs show short balls come dangling out)


21.
Fedoras...Indiana Jones style.


22.
F*ck me boots (unless you're hot and you ask me to f*ck you)

23.
Grillz

24.
A necklace of Ben Wah Anal Beads

25.
Judge wigs

26.
Judge robes

27.
A

28.
A

29.
Anything that displays political party affiliation.


30.
High-heeled sneakers.

31.
Cock rings.

32.
Skirts so short that they show off ass ckeekage (even though that would be pretty sweet).

33.
Anything with 'Ask me about Herbalife' on it.


34.
Black nail polish, unless you are actually a vampire.

35.
Tatoos, unless completely hidden.

36.
Anything shiny below the waist unless you're really, really sure your butt can pull it off.

37.
Nah - my bad. Must have been a cranky-bear day for Dancer.

38.
fastfem's ass. As a hat.


39.
bowties. don't wear a bowtie anywhere for that matter. its not 1900, honest abe. lose the bowtie


40.
t shirts with a slogan on them. i've seen attorneys in t shirts... some firms are liberal. but leave the advertising to somebody else

41.
big hoop earrings, not flattering to anybody

42.
open toed shoes, just plain nasty!!!!!

43.
thongs that stick out at the top, yuck!

44.
low rider jeans/hip huggers

45.
anything tie dye

46.
OK, my mistake, so sorry, I thought everyone else was to supposed to do that....Never Mind! I'll try to finish later, but thanks for the berating!


47.
Nine other riotously funny things that fastfem apparently forgot to include


48.
leather chaps and matching tie



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