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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear In A Beauty Salon
Started By : Gitz
05-04-2007 03:36 AM

It'll grow back...
It's just a little blood...
Ooops.... Umm, I think you would look great with Sinead O'Connor's hairstyle.
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"Well, I don't know what I'm doing here but here goes"
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"It's been three whole days since one of our customers got their ear clipped off"
"Ohh, a lock of your hair! I'll treasure it always"
"You know, I have the Hair Club for Men phone number if you want it"
"Hey, this is the first time I've seen you back here since the lice incident"
"You know, there are doctors that can correct misshapen heads like yours"
"Wait! That's not shampoo, that's Nair!"
"No! This isn't the guy that wants the Yankee logo shaved in his head!"
"Larry, for the last time, you're not a barber! Go sweep up the back!"
"Wanna see something crazy?" (He drinks Barbicide)

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