There’s a thread on the message board entitled “Born to Bill”. It discusses whether it’s ethically acceptable to wear a tee-shirt that says “born to bill” on it as an attorney (and whether the person who would wear such a tee shirt would be the moron who wears a bow tie to work). While I’m quite positive that anyone who would buy a tee-shirt like that would also be the firm bow tie guy, I have to admit I really don’t care whether or not its ethically acceptable, b/c it’s just funny.  Inspired by this thread, I did a Google search for other lawyer tee-shirts, and here’s what came up:

1. “A Good Lawyer knows the Law; A Great Lawyer knows the Judge”
2. “Real Men Marry Lawyers”

Personally, I like “Born to Bill” better…